Law of the House
THE
RULES
Read them. Follow them. Or don't come.
There is no free access. There has never been free access. There will never be free access.
£1,000 is the minimum tribute to send a message. This is not a starting point for negotiation. It is the price.
Do not ask what you get in return. You know what you get. That is why you are here.
Respect the dynamic or leave. Rudeness, entitlement, and time-wasting are met with an immediate block.
She does not chase. She does not reply to those who have not paid. She does not offer previews, trials, or free samples.
She does not show her face. She does not share personal information. Do not ask.
All payments are final. No refunds. No exceptions.
If you cannot afford the minimum tribute, that is your answer.
She is not available 24 hours a day. She responds when she chooses to.
These rules exist because her time is valuable. Act accordingly.
You've read them. You know what's next.
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